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Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
  #me  

I have never hated anyone more than the shouting crowd outside my dorm watching a pair of fire twirlers at ONE IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.

  #I didn't fall asleep until three    #now I get to be at photo class until dinner AGAIN on FOUR HOURS of sleep    #I take back everything I said yesterday    #college is terrible I want to go back bed    #Alexa Goes to College  
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Song: My Songs Know What You Did in Gravity Falls
Artist: Psycosis
Album: Gravity Falls Out Boy
Played: 340,609 times.

kastiakbc:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

  #amazing    #good find chrissy    #gravity falls    #fall out boy  

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

image

  #CHRISSY  

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

  #college    #actually though  

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

  #there's still hope then    #Q  
  #Q  
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Song: Stolen Dance
Artist: Milky Chance
Album: Sadnecessary
Played: 39,963 times.
  #music    #I would like to thank carrie for showing me this sound  

Inauguration Day (aka the Last Day of Summer)

  #bmcbanter    #turned out to be a pretty nice day    #in all respects    #:)    #me  
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bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

  #OH MY GOD    #WHAT IS THIS    #I CANT CONTROL MY BREATHERING  
  #this is what my art history class is  
  #Q  

As I’ve been doing all these readings for college I’ve seen some great turns of phrase and thought “that would be a perfect band name”. So here’s a collection of what I have so far:

  • Apocalyptic Wallpaper
  • Desire Lines
  • Shock Metamorphosis
  • The Gannets
  • Suburbia Strikes Again
  • Jackson and the Pollocks
  • Gray Flannel Straitjacket (alternatively a feminist blog title)

(Bonus: “Walt and the Whitmans” which would comprise of a lead singer dressed as Walter White accompanied by several others dressed like Walt Whitman.)

  #why yes I am very serious about my studies    #and working extremely hard    #college is a very important time in ones life    #and I'm making up fake band names    #I'm a model addult/student    #Alexa Goes to College    #nonsense    #band names    #someone make one of these a thing please  
  #best quote    #pitch perfect    #Q